Way To Make People Think Your Crazy
*chase after cars and bark
*stand in street corners with a sign that says "will work to be commited"
*circle any random person and when they ask "what are you doing?" say "you're my long lost aunt and I love you."
*make friends with someone and get there address. Send them freaky letters your watching their every move...etc
*run around your neighborhood yelling "they finally got me, they're coming to get you they're watching you!!" and fall down on someones front lawn
*get a stick and continue to poke someone and when they look at you insult you etc. yell "I don't want to marry you" and go hug the nearest person and cry
*pretend you're an angel stand on a street corner and hold up a sign that says "a kid pulled my wings off"
*lie on a beach and when someone finds you say that you're a survivor from the titanic
*always answer in enraged song titles
*find a phone book call someone and ask them the meaning of life
*find someone and say "I am a doctor and I'm gonna find out where you live and while you're sleeping I'm gonna...(tee hee hee") and walk away
